![]() ![]() ![]() So the game plan is going to be finding him when he’s actively eating so that you can ask him a question and he has to talk slowly. ![]() Obviously, we don’t want you to sit through a meal with him. Talk to him while he has food in his mouth.Give him the Zoom link to US Elections but make him think he’s a guest speaker.And if not, you’re still playing “WAP” for the general public, which is a win in our books! For bonus fall points, you can do this one in a family friendly pumpkin patch! Hopefully at some point in your day you’ll cross into his line of earshot so he’ll be forced to think about wet ass p-words and buckets and mops. Carry around a speaker Say Anything-style blasting “WAP” at all times.We’re gonna give you our favorite ways to get your fall vibes back while also dismantling every bit of happiness that man could possibly have in this city. Luckily for you (and us!) The Slant isn’t going to let you suffer alone. Until you remember that twerpy-man-child-with-the-doctor-wife Ben Shapiro announced he’s moving to Nashville and bringing his whole Daily Wire crew with him. Maybe you take a picture and upload it to your Instagram story. You’re walking through campus, admiring the gorgeous fall leaves. ![]()
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